The Saga Ends (in other words, LEMONS)
NAFA in three weeks.
Damn.
Yang was nice to Mwina, which was good, because it meant that my Chinese wasn't that bad after all.
Debates competition quarter-finals! It was a split decision, but we won! The first and reply speaker of the other team was absurdly excellent, though. I thought we might have a good chance of losing at first, but then, Jooly our second and reply speaker saved our hides.
Greatness be Jooly, hallowed be thy name.
I wish people in our side sitting in the audience wouldn't be so noisy. But they can't seem to stop themselves.
Isn't debating about self control?
Look at this.
PART I
(We were dissecting lemons for Bio practical on Friday.)
A: Lemons are dispersed how?
Me: Animals eat them.
A: Which animal would want to eat a lemon?
Me: hm? ...animals with no taste buds.
A: Really? No wonder.
Me: Er...
A: That makes sense.
Me: Er...
A: ...Don't tell me you were joking.
Me: Okay, I won't tell you I was joking.
Part II
(Just after Part I)
B: zt, what're you laughing about?
AandMe: (repeats conversation to B)
B: ...
B: Don't tell me you weren't joking.
Me: I was joking. What did you think?
A: I thought I said don't tell me...
Me: I wasn't telling you! I was telling her.
Part III
(during Art Club on the same day. A is present.)
Deb: What animal would eat lemons? (this is a complete coincidence.)
Me: Animals with no taste buds.
Deb: I know you're joking.
Me: I was.
A: Noooo!
Me: But then if any animals do eat it, it'll spit it out immediately.
A: Yes. I fail to see how seeds can be dispersed.
Deb: Oh! I know how!
AandMe: What?
Deb: It's so sour that they spit it so hard...
All right, you can say WTF now.
In the meantime, a classmate is down in hospital with dengue fever. Poor guy.
The new principal is so nice! He lets us decorate own tables... It's so sad our batch is leaving this year. Young leaders are so much more fun than the plodding old gits most of us get.
Damn.
Yang was nice to Mwina, which was good, because it meant that my Chinese wasn't that bad after all.
Debates competition quarter-finals! It was a split decision, but we won! The first and reply speaker of the other team was absurdly excellent, though. I thought we might have a good chance of losing at first, but then, Jooly our second and reply speaker saved our hides.
Greatness be Jooly, hallowed be thy name.
I wish people in our side sitting in the audience wouldn't be so noisy. But they can't seem to stop themselves.
Isn't debating about self control?
Look at this.
PART I
(We were dissecting lemons for Bio practical on Friday.)
A: Lemons are dispersed how?
Me: Animals eat them.
A: Which animal would want to eat a lemon?
Me: hm? ...animals with no taste buds.
A: Really? No wonder.
Me: Er...
A: That makes sense.
Me: Er...
A: ...Don't tell me you were joking.
Me: Okay, I won't tell you I was joking.
Part II
(Just after Part I)
B: zt, what're you laughing about?
AandMe: (repeats conversation to B)
B: ...
B: Don't tell me you weren't joking.
Me: I was joking. What did you think?
A: I thought I said don't tell me...
Me: I wasn't telling you! I was telling her.
Part III
(during Art Club on the same day. A is present.)
Deb: What animal would eat lemons? (this is a complete coincidence.)
Me: Animals with no taste buds.
Deb: I know you're joking.
Me: I was.
A: Noooo!
Me: But then if any animals do eat it, it'll spit it out immediately.
A: Yes. I fail to see how seeds can be dispersed.
Deb: Oh! I know how!
AandMe: What?
Deb: It's so sour that they spit it so hard...
All right, you can say WTF now.
In the meantime, a classmate is down in hospital with dengue fever. Poor guy.
The new principal is so nice! He lets us decorate own tables... It's so sad our batch is leaving this year. Young leaders are so much more fun than the plodding old gits most of us get.
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