Two days ago

Cheryl: Yeah, I'm going to Japan on THURSDAY... oh yes, you guys want anything?
Me: I want a kitty hat.
Cheryl: The beanie kind or the sunhat kind? (mimes sunhat)
Me: Beanie. Failing which, I want a kitty bag!
Cheryl: Oh, with the ears?
Me: Yeah, as long as it's got ears on it. (Yes, I know I have strange fetishes.) Money is of no object!
Cheryl: Righty. Who else wants anything?
Grace: I'll pass. There's nothing I particularly want from Japan.
Cheryl: Aww. How about you David?
David: Get me a lock of hair from Shinzo Abe.
Cheryl: Who's Shinzo Abe? Is he a rock star?