F-BOMB. not pissed, only annoyed.

aaaargh MUM you do not start JABBERING AT ME ABOUT THINGS I COULD PROBABLY DO VERY WELL WITHOUT YOUR damn NAGGING THE MOMENT I STEP OUT OF THE BATH. FOR GOODNESS SAKE I HAVEN'T PUT ON MY GLASSES AND MY HAIR IS OVER MY FACE AND THERE IS A PIECE OF WET PINK UNDERWEAR HANGING FROM MY LEFT HAND. I AM HALF BLIND AND LOOKING FOR A FUCKING HANGER. Please stop now or I swear I will make good my threat to bring earplugs into the shower so that when I finish my nice bath next time I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR A SINGLE BLAZING THING YOU SAY, BE IT RELEVANT OR NOT.

Okay, calming music, calming music...