hello stranger

The scholar returns to his family, looking like an unshaven Harry Potter (minus scar, plus actual hair) and bearing treasures within his laptop. THERE IS NO ODEX IN AMERICA. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

My mum is making huge feasts out of every meal now that he is back. I am enjoying the side-effects of this. I am exactly the same weight of my mum. I should be ashamed of myself.

Perhaps before he returns next time I should ask him to help me buy some peanut butter cups.