Nefarious Little Brats

Acronym for National Library Board, by the way.

And the horrible little monsters are extremely adept at foot-to-head combat, especially since they swim not in schools, but in swarms. They come at you armed with floats and surround the hapless, helpless swimmer, and -- before you know it, you're being assaulted from all directions. The only difference between them and piranhas is the big sharp teeth (substituted with yellow bludgeons) and their area of inhabitation (Amazon river vs. the neighbourhood swimming pool), and the fact that NLBs work in shifts.

The worst bit is when they're all doing backstroke.

So one moment I'm frogging peacefully and WHAM.

Am now quite unable to walk.



By the way, because you didn't ask, the KI exam was fiiiiiiine. Just fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Mysti's got an alcoholic stage boyfriend! He's the "kidnapped prince".

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!





P.S. I did rethink my life. Being bashed on the head with a yellow float makes you experience moments of epiphany.

Free samples to be given out at peak hours in Tampines Swimming Complex.