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We are talking about Ylynn's cats.

[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
They're neutered.
flutna says:
oh ^________^
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Besides, the female's an ice queen.
flutna says:
is she the one who sprawls royally?
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Yes.
flutna says:
ohh!
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Do not be deceived. She snuggles up to me at night. ^_^
flutna says:
perhaps she treats you like another royal ITEM. Like... the royal hot water bottle.
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
That's something I've never though of.
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
I feel so used. ._.
flutna says:
don't worry
flutna says:
you use your kitty as a royal vibrator, so it's an equivalent exchange : )
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
....
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Baaaaaaad mental images there matey.
flutna says:
why?
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
A vibrator?
flutna says:
isn't it something that vibrates?
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
I think she'd bite me. Hard.
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Well, yes, um.
flutna says:
o_o
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Put frankly, vibrators are usually considered as sex toys.
flutna says:
... oh no. I hope a vibrator isn't something really b
flutna says:
OH.
flutna says:
eek.


I've had a sheltered life.

flutna says:
I think my brain just fried itself


lutna says:
hmm!
flutna says:
what kind of books do you read, you naughty girl?
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Nothing that involved vibrators I swear!
flutna says:
swear it upon the Name of Terry Pratchett
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
I swear upon Terry Pratchett, on all his godliness and awesomeness that I never read book that had vibrators in them.
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Hm.
flutna says:
=D
[Dream] Flight number SQ815, arrival time 1.20 pm. Read the personal message. says:
Must have been through diffusion.
flutna says:
this is blogworthy


And it was.